HAVE YOU BEEN FLASHED?
Dogshit grenade user
BY THIS MAN?
IF SO YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION


The Law Offices of Krebs and Sassani LLC have settled a class action lawsuit with Mr. Darryle O'Concel that claimed Mr. O'Connel is completely and entirely unable to use utility in Counter-Strike 2. As a result, many players of Valve's popular video game Counter-Strike 2 have lost significant ranked points playing with Mr. O'Docoble. Mr. O'CObble has repeatedly explained what he did over and over with no admittance of any wrong-doing or intent to change. We gave up trying to get any real answer from him after about 4 hours of the same story.

The court has decided that all people who fit the definition are included in the claim. To file a valid claim you must have lost rank points in Counter-Strike 2 as a result of being an unfortunate teammate matched with Mr. O'Clottle.





Rank Points Recovered For Our Clients



Meet Our Lawyers

Ryan Sassani, Esq

Mr. Sassani, Esq is a current partner at Krebs and Sassani LLC, a law firm specializing in class action litigation. Mr. Sassani has been practicing law for over 45 years and is the current editor of the Law Journal Of Bird Law.

When not providing the best legal advice available Mr. Sassani is an avid enjoyer of large anime breasts and avoidance of the usage of Discord to communicate with his fellow lawyers.

Mr. Sassani holds a B.S. in Alaskan Basket Weaving from Middle South Idaho Technical University and a JD from the College of the Swamps, Lincoln Nebraska Campus. Mr Sassani is licensed to practice law in Wyoming.



Robert Krebs, Esq, DMD

Mr. Krebs, Esq is a partner at Krebs and Sassani LLC, a law firm specializing in class action litigation. Mr. Krebs has been practicing law (both legally and illegally) for an undetermined amount of time. (But it's long, trust us.)

When not helping his clients get justice Mr. Krebs is a professional NBA player for the Detroit Pistons and collector of ancient Mongolian electronic toasters.

Mr. Krebs holds a B.A. in Female African American Posterior Appraisal from Howard University, South Dakota Campus and a JD from The Sims 3: University Life College. Mr. Krebs is also licensed to practice law in Wyoming.

Call us, no seriously, we are about to lose our practice if we don't totally make a ton of money off this case or something so seriously please for the love of god call us. I spent the last 30$ I had in my savings making this terrible website so we could hopefully bounce back. This website is (obviously) satire. Nothing here is meant to be taken as real legal advice and only a fool would do such.